rewrite this title Crypto traders are confused

Plus: The SEC will chill on token crackdowns?

GM. Crypto might feel like a bruised banana sometimes – but we’re here to find the ripe spots and squeeze out something worth chewing on.

🇺🇸 Regulatory developments in the US.

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Remember yesterday’s quick moment of hope? Yeeeaah, was fun while it lasted 🙃 – the Fear & Greed is back to neutral and everything’s in red again.

And traders are confused.

DeFi analyst Ignas pointed out that there are many reasons to be bullish:

Leverage appears to have been flushed out, which can help the market stabilize;

FTX (the crypto exchange that collapsed in 2022) might start paying people back soon.

Eric Trump is promoting Ethereum;

The US might have a call with China to postpone tariffs;

New ETFs plus rising inflows into existing BTC, ETH ETFs.

Meanwhile, on the flip side, we have:

The possibility of new tariffs on the EU announced by Trump;

Uhh… some other unhinged stuff he might say/do?

… That’s all? So why isn’t everything pumping?

Trader The Bitcoin Therapist also says it’s crazy how cheap Bitcoin seems to be right now. Their take is that it’s “easily $50K–$100K undervalued” and that a violent price jump should be incoming.

Basically, be patient. ‘Cause the big dawgs still are:

El Salvador bought 21 BTC just this week;

Healthcare tech and software firm Semler Scientific bought 871 BTC this past month;

US States are still racing to get in on the action – an Ohio Senator introduced a second bill to let the state invest in Bitcoin;

Crypto Czar David Sacks said they’re gonna evaluate the idea of a strategic Bitcoin reserve for the US.

Take another breath, refill your coffee, and let’s wait.

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You have that one friend group chat that keeps talking about going on a trip somewhere?

Except, 99% of the time, everyone’s hyped until the second anyone tries to make real plans. Then suddenly, someone’s schedule is super busy, someone’s dog has separation anxiety, yada yada.

But every once in a while, that 1% happens, the trip does make it out of the group chat… and it feels magical.

That’s kind of where the US is with crypto regulations right now.

It’s been all talk for quite a while now, but nothing major actually happened. Now, though? In trip terms, they’ve already reached the “comparing hotel prices” phase.

Here’s what’s goin’ on:

1/ Cleaning up Gary Gensler’s mess?

Hester Peirce, aka Crypto Mom (you’ll see why), aka leader of the SEC’s new Crypto Task Force, announced their plans to create better crypto regulations in the US.

What’s on the agenda?

Deciding once and for all which assets count as securities;

Making it easier to legally register new crypto projects;

Making it easier for brokers and investment advisers to handle crypto legally;

Sorting out clear rules for lending, staking, and ETPs…

… but the most exciting one? They’re considering a plan that could give temporary relief to certain token offerings. In plain English, some token sales that the SEC previously went after might no longer be considered securities.

And that’s huge. Because under Gary Gensler, the SEC treated nearly every token like an unregistered security and dragged half the crypto industry into court over it.

2/ Stablecoin regulations

US Senator Bill Hagerty dropped a bill called the GENIUS Act (which is also what I like to call the Daily Squeeze 😏 A true act of genius 😏). The goal – to finally give stablecoins a clear legal framework.

The bill would:

Set up clear licensing rules for institutions that want to issue stablecoins;

Require issuers to hold proper reserves and follow reasonable regulations;

Let the big players with over $10B in market cap (so, USDT and USDC) be regulated by the Fed, while smaller issuers get state-level oversight;

Create clear supervision and enforcement guidelines.

All considered, if everything goes through, it’s great news for crypto. Unclear regulations are a huge roadblock right now – investors hesitate, businesses hold back… So, changing that is a direct path to more innovation, more adoption, and more trust.

We just gotta hope that the government goes from planning to actually getting the damn plane ticket – NO cancellation insurance included (you know, so that they don’t decide to back away last minute).

Now you’re in the know. But think about your friends – they probably have no idea. I wonder who could fix that… 😃🫵

Spread the word and be the hero you know you are!

🍋 News drops

🚧 Senator Josh Hawley wants to ban AI trade with China. If his bill passes, Americans won’t be able to download Chinese chatbots like DeepSeek.

🚨 Kaspersky says some app-building tools on Google Play and the App Store are scanning your photos for crypto wallet recovery phrases. So, if you’ve ever screenshotted your seed phrase (TERRIBLE idea, btw), hackers could steal your money.

🤨 Marvel fans are not fantastic-ally happy about the new Fantastic Four teaser poster. They noticed some weird details – like missing fingers and clones – in the artwork, which are dead giveaways that Marvel used AI instead of a human artist.

🤖 Google is planning to throw $75B into AI next year. That’s 43% more than what they spent in 2023.

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