rewrite this title Analyzing Michael Burry’s Palantir Short Report – Nanalyze

When Michael Burry publishes a short report about one of the hottest stocks on Wall Street, everyone wants to read it. We’ve analyzed dozens of short reports over the years and none have been behind a paywall. But that’s where Burry’s work sits, shielded from those not willing to part with $39, the minimum it requires to read this 10,000-page manifesto. So, we raided the office slush fund and read every one of those 10,000 words so you don’t have to. The best part? We’re going to do something that few seem capable of doing. We analyze Burry’s points of contention objectively in a concise manner.

Swingers have, “the lifestyle.” Stock cults have “the community,” a loosely knit group of people who orbit around a set of key characters that pump a cult stock relentlessly. They’ll drool over every press release, proudly talk about all the merch they’re being sent, refer to the company as “we,” and generally just make a complete mockery out of responsible investing. No best practices are preached. It’s all about spending every dime on the sacred cow. And the worst side effect of this behavior is irrationality.

Every bit of academic evidence conclusively points to stock picking being a really bad idea. If you decide to go down that path anyway, any criticism of the sacred cow you’ve hung your entire net worth on will be seen as a big scary threat. That’s why you see so many Palantir instant analysts responding with 10,000-word diatribes to Burry and challenging his integrity. (Unlike his many critics, Burry has relevant industry experience.) Just like the Streisand Effect, th